Okay, so first off, thanks to Peter Pools for allowing me to use his imagineered "woolly couple" piece for this contest. I've been waiting for the right creative to run a caption contest and damn if this isn't it. I hope it inspires you. So here's how it will work - have a good look, have a think and enter your best caption for this photo in the comments below. Your caption could snag you a $50 gift certificate for my Etsy store: lilydustbin.etsy.com. The best comment will be chosen by moi based on two factors: 1) did your prose make me scream for the love of cheese and rice!!; 2) the number of votes your caption receives from other knithacker.com readers. CAPTION AWAY!