Thanks to everyone who participated in last week's "woolly couple" caption contest. The two runners up: Third place: "Ellen had only dressed for warmth. But as usual, John just HAD to one-up her." Rating: 4.1/5 with 15 votes cast By Shauna Second place: "Why date losers when you can knit yourself a boyfriend?" Rating: 3.6/5 (16 votes cast) By: kspeak And the winner: "It sure took a lot of ballsâ€¦of yarnâ€¦to wear that." Rating: 4.2/5 (16 votes cast) By Amanda Thanks to all those who added a caption and voted!