caption contest: "woolly couple" – win a $50 gift certificate

caption contest: "woolly couple" – win a $50 gift certificate

Okay, so first off, thanks to Peter Pools for allowing me to use his imagineered “woolly couple” piece for this contest. I’ve been waiting for the right creative to run a caption contest and damn if this isn’t it. I hope it inspires you.

So here’s how it will work – have a good look, have a think and enter your best caption for this photo in the comments below. Your caption could snag you a $50 gift certificate for my Etsy shop.

The best comment will be chosen by moi based on two factors: 1) did your prose make me scream for the love of cheese and rice!!; 2) the number of votes your caption receives from other knithacker.com readers.

CAPTION AWAY!





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35 Comments

  1. Christina

    He must be pretty damn ugly for his wife to put the knitted equivalent of a paper bag over his head!

  2. Deborah B.

    ‘Oh darling, I’m so glad you love me enough to wear protection.’

  3. mandy

    Crochet the man in your life a Murka!

  4. Deana

    Looks like something Lady Gaga commissioned and then decided was just “to much” even for her. The crotch cover is a nice touch though.

  5. mandy

    Great winter patterns for wooly fetishists!

  6. mandy

    “Just stay quiet! No one will know it’s you in there!”

  7. Filthyrotten

    Lonely and desperate, Muriel took inspiration from the Witches of Eastwick and made a man of her own design.

  8. Jane George

    Bibbidy, BOBBLEDY, Boo

  9. Deana

    What happens when bad knitting happens to good people.

  10. Vickie

    What happens when you wife designs your protective suit for fencing.

  11. Maggie

    …. You know she only dates you for your textiles.

  12. kspeak

    why date losers when you can knit yourself a boyfriend?

  13. Ivy

    When she saw her blind date’s knitted codpiece, Mary was glad nobody would ever, ever recognise her.

  14. Sheila

    Finally Veronica had found a man who didn’t nag her about her yarn stash!

  15. amanda

    It sure took a lot of balls…of yarn…to wear that.

  16. Vickie

    this is what happens when the invisible man gets his wife to design him an outfit so people can see him.

  17. Lesley

    Suspects wanted in a string of burglaries of Siberian 7-11 stores!

  18. Krista Arndt

    “If grandma had crochet these instead of knitting them, they would have fit better!”

  19. Leith

    Cryptozoologists Excited By New Photo Of The Legendary Norwegian Bobble Monster

  20. Jen

    “And THAT is when Bonnie realized she should have checked the errata for her “Knitting for Bank Robbers” book.

  21. Crystal

    As the sun set on their adventure, little did Diane know what was going on behind her. Jared turned toward her slowly, the horrific mass of bobbles spreading over his body, and whispered lovingly, “Yarrrrn braaaaaains…”

  22. M.B.

    New winter model for Zapatistas and rebels; also available in camouflage and eye-matching tones.

  23. linda

    i cant believe it is this cold….are you sure we went the right way? wait a secm that sign said “florida” –ugh! this is so last year…..

  24. Steve

    So much wool you could knit a sweater.

  25. Jaime B.

    “pfft, and YOU thought the bobbles would be overkill…”

  26. Darren B

    I love you sweetheart but I am sick to death of these bee keeping holidays.

  27. Amy T.

    Wow. Edward really does love Bella.

  28. Taylor Eh?

    “All new BOYFRIEND-COZY! So your bf can match your tea cozy, cup cozy, cell phone cozy, apple cozy, tampon cozy….”

  29. Shauna

    Ellen had only dressed for warmth. But as usual, John just HAD to one-up her.

  30. Debbie

    She: the creatures on this planet look so strange.
    He: Mrumph?

  31. marianne

    “it may not be what most people would think of if they had to imagine a life-sized abominable snowman bobble head doll, but it fits! and I knitted it myself!”

  32. Rachael Barman

    I love it, Darling, really I do, but are you SURE the hood is on the right way round?

  33. paul

    You f*****g Knit!

  34. Anstin

    The Woolsuit ™: For all your stalker and serial killer needs.

  35. roseferret

    Help ! I can’t find the emergency exit !

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