caption contest: "woolly couple" – win a $50 gift certificate

caption contest: "woolly couple" – win a $50 gift certificate

Okay, so first off, thanks to Peter Pools for allowing me to use his imagineered “woolly couple” piece for this contest. I’ve been waiting for the right creative to run a caption contest and damn if this isn’t it. I hope it inspires you.

So here’s how it will work – have a good look, have a think and enter your best caption for this photo in the comments below. Your caption could snag you a $50 gift certificate for my Etsy store: lilydustbin.etsy.com.

The best comment will be chosen by moi based on two factors: 1) did your prose make me scream for the love of cheese and rice!!; 2) the number of votes your caption receives from other knithacker.com readers.

CAPTION AWAY!





About The Author

Danielle

Danielle Holke is a long-time knitter, first taught by her beloved grandmother as a young girl growing up in Canada. In 2008 she launched KnitHacker, a lively blog and knitting community which has since grown to be a popular presence in contemporary knitting culture, reaching more than a million readers each year. As a marketing professional, Danielle advises and works with a motley squad of artists, yarn bombers, film makers, pattern designers, yarn companies and more.

Learn more about her latest book, Knits & Pieces: A Knitting Miscellany.

35 Comments

  1. He must be pretty damn ugly for his wife to put the knitted equivalent of a paper bag over his head!

    Reply
  2. ‘Oh darling, I’m so glad you love me enough to wear protection.’

    Reply
  3. Crochet the man in your life a Murka!

    Reply
  4. Looks like something Lady Gaga commissioned and then decided was just “to much” even for her. The crotch cover is a nice touch though.

    Reply
  5. Great winter patterns for wooly fetishists!

    Reply
  6. “Just stay quiet! No one will know it’s you in there!”

    Reply
  7. Lonely and desperate, Muriel took inspiration from the Witches of Eastwick and made a man of her own design.

    Reply
  8. Bibbidy, BOBBLEDY, Boo

    Reply
  9. What happens when bad knitting happens to good people.

    Reply
  10. What happens when you wife designs your protective suit for fencing.

    Reply
  11. …. You know she only dates you for your textiles.

    Reply
  12. why date losers when you can knit yourself a boyfriend?

    Reply
  13. When she saw her blind date’s knitted codpiece, Mary was glad nobody would ever, ever recognise her.

    Reply
  14. Finally Veronica had found a man who didn’t nag her about her yarn stash!

    Reply
  15. It sure took a lot of balls…of yarn…to wear that.

    Reply
  16. this is what happens when the invisible man gets his wife to design him an outfit so people can see him.

    Reply
  17. Suspects wanted in a string of burglaries of Siberian 7-11 stores!

    Reply
  18. “If grandma had crochet these instead of knitting them, they would have fit better!”

    Reply
  19. Cryptozoologists Excited By New Photo Of The Legendary Norwegian Bobble Monster

    Reply
  20. “And THAT is when Bonnie realized she should have checked the errata for her “Knitting for Bank Robbers” book.

    Reply
  21. As the sun set on their adventure, little did Diane know what was going on behind her. Jared turned toward her slowly, the horrific mass of bobbles spreading over his body, and whispered lovingly, “Yarrrrn braaaaaains…”

    Reply
  22. New winter model for Zapatistas and rebels; also available in camouflage and eye-matching tones.

    Reply
  23. i cant believe it is this cold….are you sure we went the right way? wait a secm that sign said “florida” –ugh! this is so last year…..

    Reply
  24. So much wool you could knit a sweater.

    Reply
  25. “pfft, and YOU thought the bobbles would be overkill…”

    Reply
  26. I love you sweetheart but I am sick to death of these bee keeping holidays.

    Reply
  27. Wow. Edward really does love Bella.

    Reply
  28. “All new BOYFRIEND-COZY! So your bf can match your tea cozy, cup cozy, cell phone cozy, apple cozy, tampon cozy….”

    Reply
  29. Ellen had only dressed for warmth. But as usual, John just HAD to one-up her.

    Reply
  30. She: the creatures on this planet look so strange.
    He: Mrumph?

    Reply
  31. “it may not be what most people would think of if they had to imagine a life-sized abominable snowman bobble head doll, but it fits! and I knitted it myself!”

    Reply
  32. I love it, Darling, really I do, but are you SURE the hood is on the right way round?

    Reply
  33. You f*****g Knit!

    Reply
  34. The Woolsuit ™: For all your stalker and serial killer needs.

    Reply
  35. Help ! I can’t find the emergency exit !

    Reply

Trackbacks/Pingbacks

  1. “woolly couple” winners :: knithacker.com - [...] Thanks to everyone who participated in last week’s “woolly couple” caption contest. [...]

Leave a reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

New Book! “Knits & Pieces: A Knitting Miscellany”

Get KnitHacker Alerts!

Sign up for weekly updates!



KnitHacker on Ravlery

ravelry

Randomly KnitHacker …

KnitHacker on Etsy

Sponsored

Shop Now



Shop Michaels Online