The Time When Patricia Waller Put Her Dentures In a Jar!
This would make a fun Halloween decoration.
When I was a kid, my grandmother gave me a pair of her old dentures to play with and my mom was so mortified, she made me give them back. Her reaction was so visceral, I didn’t even try to argue with her. As an adult (and mother) looking back, I can understand a little better now why this episode upset her so much.
“I don’t have false teeth. Do you think I’d buy teeth like these?”
– Carol Burnett