Consider it a companion piece for your pussy hat. I can hear David Bowie singing, “1984” when I look at this all-knowing beanie … and I forgot how absolutely disco that song is!

Knit a 1984 Beanie ...

Knit a 1984 Beanie ...

“The Law of Gravity is nonsense. No such law exists. If I think I float, and you think I float, then it happens.”

Get the pattern from Laughing Hens.