‘Yes, it’s a knit cardigan covered in penises.’ Yes, There’s a Pattern. Mostly SFW If Your Boss Doesn’t Look Too Close!

Posted by Danielle | Feb 1, 2013 | Knitting Patterns |

Knit this and people WILL talk.

Presenting the Pearl Clutcher by Kayla Dyches … digital pattern available for $4.50.

And yes, those are one-eye trouser (er … sweater) snakes on the sweater. Enjoy! Hat tips: @onehandknits and @deadlyknitshade

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